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unicornBro@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

Who would win?

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Who would win?

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unicornBro@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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    Experience goes to Waffle House

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      I’ve never even been to waffle house and I knew the answer was waffle house

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        I’ve been to Waffle Houses across the South and Midwest and yes, the answer is Waffle House

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          Are the waffles at least good?

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            They’re alright. Unless the cook behind the counter is covered in tattoos. Or Mexican. Then its the best food you’ve ever had.

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            Nope!

            Hash browns scattered, covered and smothered, though, that’s the fuckin’ ticket.

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            only if you’re drunk

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            They’re fine.

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      It’s not even close

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      Came here to say this. No competition. Them mfs seen some shit.

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      I’ve never been in a waffle house, nor do I even know what it is (I’m assuming it’s a breakfast restaurant but I have no idea) and I knew that was the answer. It has a reputation larger than its business.

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        It’s a restaurant chain that is almost always open to the point that there are some locations that didn’t even have locks on their doors until covid forced them to shit down.

        If the power goes out, they switch to a gas only menu. If gas goes out, they switch to an electric only menu.

        The food is not great, but very often the only option in a given town in the middle of the night. Sometimes, it’s what you need.

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          I’ve also never been there but I’ve heard some people get teleported there. So maybe one day I’ll be in one.

          However, I’ve been to quite a few Pannekoekenhuizen!

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          I mean if they were shitting up that may of been the actual cause of covid

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            I’m leaving the typo, lol.

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      deleted by creator

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        Carnival could only compete if they were given enough time to spread noro to everyone else.

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        Carnivalmight only win because each ship has so many employees, but they’d take serious casualties on the way.

        If it was an equal number of employees from each, Waffle House, hands down.

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      Depends on time of day. 5-6:30am, WH hands down. 4am, anyplace but WH.

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