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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

I had always wondered...

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I had always wondered...

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Cam@scribe.disroot.org
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    I prefer knockers the size of my will to live: small.

  • P1k1e@lemmy.world
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    Lol this is what actually showed up on duck duck go

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      I commend you for checking.

      Tap for spoiler

      Or you’re going for the double bluff… In which case, touché.

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        Woahj how’d you do that tap for spoiler?? That was awesome!

        • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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          Here’s the formatting. Voyager makes it easy though. You just choose “spoiler” when writing a comment, and it sets it up for you.

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            Thank you! And for your efforts ive upvoted this post and all your comments:

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            deleted by creator

          • Trex202@lemmy.world
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            That’s a good maneuver

      • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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        Yeah it’s quite high up there. Along with just giant goblins/ogres

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        No no, it’s true. I had to go to rule34.xxx to get the proper results.

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      Same for Google. First result.

      Sadly no goblin knockers (apart from a 3D fig).

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    • mechoman444@lemmy.world
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      🤷

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    So I thought this post was threatening me with a good time.

    I did a google image search and turned off the safesearch.

    Just a bunch of door knockers and one or two hand drawn goblin girls.

    What a let down.

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      Almost like false advertising

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    I’ve seen enough

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      Fascinating

      • lemmyman@lemmy.world
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        Found Leonard nimoy

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      I need to see MORE

      Edit: I was just making a joke, and then the picture in your comment loaded… Nice

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        That’s from Alfie! Really good, can recommend 👍

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          I don’t think it’s from Alfie because the goblins in that have a pretty distinct, crazy look. I think it’s an incase goblin that he’s drawn not in the Alfie universe.

          Obviously this distinction is hugely important because directing someone to the best porn comic ever on the false promise of standard looking goblins when all they’ll get are crazy looking goblins and normal looking halflings (havlins) (and snakes, and goat people, and men, and feels, and…) would be terrible.

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    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Incase is S tier for qt gobbos, Huffslove is another one of my faves if you’re a fellow connoisseur of smol and thicc green women.

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      A green latina?

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    Screenshot from the film "Young Frankenstein" in which Gene Wilder is admiring the oversized ornamental knockers on a castle door and saying "what knockers!" while carrying Teri Garr, whose boobs are very near his face.

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      Put ze candle beck!

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    This reminds me of the babe.

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      What babe?

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        The babe with the power

        • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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          What power?

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            The power of voodoo

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              who do?

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                You do

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                  Do what?

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    Its no blue waffle but these are lesser times.

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    No, I’ll describe them with my own words thank you very much:

    Two Goblins with huge dangling dongers.

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      It’s funny how they joke about how obsessed he is with it.

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        Lol that panel reads like a joke from Goblin Slayer Abridged

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    “WHAT?‽!”

    “Mmph mmphm!!”

    Ah, Labyrinth aka “Alice in Wonderland in the 80s” as designed by Jim Henson and David Bowie. One of my favorite movies.

    Including this scene which was choreographed by our favorite dancing doctor, Gates McFadden (then Cheryl McFadden).

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    It was fucking mean to put the ring back in the one’s mouth. Sarah should have died in that labyrinth.

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    Oooh, what a lie!

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    I love Alfie! IKYK lol

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