Well I’m at Jupiter now (which took fucking forever by the way) and there aren’t any other guys here! Is this why there’s a male loneliness epidemic?
Though I will say, since getting here I do feel more stupider, also I’m having trouble breathing.
Well girls are wrong because Jupiter has an alien base and they are pretty smart.
Who do you think gave the aliens the smart?
🤯
Shit I haven’t found them yet. It’s a big planet, you know where they are?
Someone told me they only reveal themselves to those enlightened so get to work on that.
I was told that everyone just goes to Venus to get more beanis
fun fact: beanis rhymes with peanis
I couldn’t afford the trip so I settled for huffing butane but I don’t feel any effects even when I huff butane but I have huffed butane because I couldn’t afford the trip so I huff butane
all the boys got too stupider so they had to go home :((
Jupiter? I hardly know her!
Wow, erm, ackshule it’s problematic you’re on Jupiter and are trying to make it seem normal. Noone told the baddies. You are in space, alone, without baddies.
A cruel fate.
