• sunbytes@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    My ex-street dog:

    Prison mode activated. Someone is trying to shiv or smother me in my cell. Make blood curdling threat noises and fake bite anything at body temperature.

    Oh, we were snuggling? Let me give you a betrayed face.