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My favorite advice to give: “don’t add or subtract from the population”
Do not end up in
- The newspaper
- The hospital
- Or jail (if you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly)
Addendum: Dont do anything you would be afraid to explain to the paramedics.
You’ve been added to the Best of Lemmy: https://sh.itjust.works/post/65529027
~pulls knife out of a fascist~ oh crap. Sibshops gave me literally only one rule
Then add one to the population.
No, that’s fine. Exception that proves rule, or something.
Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do
But that doesn’t say much
Exactly
That’s cause dads are smart and know the kid ain’t gonna follow those instructions, so you gotta set them up to tell the truth promptly when they get back and shit’s gone sideways.





