We had a bandicoot caught in our fence once. I went and rescued it because I am a superhero practically.

They bounce kinda like a rabbit. They’re very cute. I’m quite happy for them to poke holes in my lawn because I like wildlife. Also they make less holes than the dogs do. If I hate anyone, its people that care more about their fucking lawn than anything else in life. If I am ever one of those people, please shoot me because I’m done.