My current dog is a vocal sleeper. I made a language inspired by the noises he makes when he’s dreaming.
My previous dog loved to chase our cat. He’d be lying on the couch, and` she would walk up to him and start poking him with her snout to try to get him to run. He would either stay put or slowly slink away.
My first dog would make this happy grunting noise when she saw someone she knew.
My ginger cat lets me carry her monorail style over one outstretched forearm. I carry her around the yard the way a waiter carries the little white towel over his arm, while I water my plants and I tell her in detail about what seeds ive planted this year. She seems moderately interested.
Sh also lets me carry her upside down with two hands, ass in the air, front legs dangling down, belly out, when she’s somewhere she’s not supposed to be, I pick her up, dangle-carry her to her bed, and yeet her in. She seems to think it’s funny.
In the morning, when it’s time for breakfast, she walks down the hallway in front of me, pinballing off the walls, and hitting her head quite hard each time. She walks under the table and chairs, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk. She does it on purpose.