You must realize you have to pee yourself. Not only do you want to and must pee yourself but you also need to, want, and must poop yourself too!

No one will do it for you unless you’ve had some weird surgery with a loved one, a radio who didn’t opt-in either, or have a twin sharing only one body. Otherwise, indeed, you must pee and poop yourself every single day.

The more you know!

    • altphoto@lemmy.todayOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      arrow-down
      2
      ·
      1 day ago

      Yeah. That’s what I do everytime I need to pee myself. I mean, the furthest you might be able to pee is just a few feet away from yourself. So yeah, I always pee by myself too. Always nearby. It’s not a magical problem. It’s totally normal. And if you try to pee a few feet away from you, they might punch your lights out. It turns out people don’t like their feet peed on. But what can you do?

      • Imke@feddit.org
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        14 hours ago

        Idk if maybe my or your english is bad but i dont get it. Or maybe im just stupid or you are trolling who knows

        • altphoto@lemmy.todayOP
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          8 hours ago

          I mean, I do pee by myself most of the time too. Not only do I besides my self, but I always pee alone. I don’t pee on myself. Not anymore. But I do pee myself and you too probably pee yourself.