comrade shark fucker please put a nsfw tag on this so those browsing Hexbear at the office aren’t fired for jorking their shit at their desk, thank you
If you enjoy snapping one off at work, Hexbear has your back. You love to see it.
I don’t see any upsides to either party here in this position. Hard to imagine Mao signing off on this.
Oof ouch owie my back
she mao on my landlords until the land redistributed
oh something will be distributed alright
the dark magenta one is legitimately my posture when sitting at a desk at work watching a video, if nobody is around to judge me.
glad to know it’s literally ergonomically fucked as well as figuratively.
Feat of the desk, chillin, destroying my back for the next few decades
sexually transmitted kyphosis
The “casual sex” conservatives bellyache about on Twitter implies competitive sex.
This is competitive level sex. This is Esports level sex right here.
president-erect, more like
Also known as the Tailbone Annihilator
Yeah, this does not look comfortable in the slightest.
This does not look comfortable for either person involved…
That looks awful
as popularized on the hit TV show, “Ow! My Sacrum”
Ow my Coccyx
Just learned a new part of my body, thanks
pass
Now is this the elder Toguro or the younger Toguro, because that effects how I feel about this
















