FlakesBongler [they/them]

Bazonga

Clear your notifications

Switches to whatever ideology has the reddest flag

It also skips over a lot of the negative behavior Tommy Wiseau exhibited both on and off the set

The book itself shows Tommy to be a deeply troubled person, obsessed with fame and being liked

Barn Raptor

We don’t have a Greek tragedy emoji and we should

Not as bald, but yeah

Chilling at home in my undies, eating some spaghetti

I’m reading a lot of comics

I can breathe again

Me, the compulsive notification clearer:

You, the stalwart notification ignorerer:

Looks like God’s kidney

Picture of a diseased prostate with the words “Nonstop Joementum” underneath

Grab me some bean bro-urgers

I wish I were better at editing, or I’d make the Gabbo announcement but with China and less seizure-inducing flashing

What about shorts?

They’re breezy and easy to wear!