“I would love to give you an honest answer to that question, but I’m afraid our corporate lawyers just won’t allow it.”
LOL. From a book called “Idiot Letters”. Guy got a card in the mail from Pizza Hut reading “It’s come to our attention that it’s been some time since you enjoyed a Pizza Hut pizza, and that concerns us, because you’re the kind of customer we’d like to see more often.”
To which he responded: “What kind of customer WOULDN’T you like to see more often?”
Can we preemptively strike Trump?
“I would love to give you an honest answer to that question, but I’m afraid our corporate lawyers just won’t allow it.”
LOL. From a book called “Idiot Letters”. Guy got a card in the mail from Pizza Hut reading “It’s come to our attention that it’s been some time since you enjoyed a Pizza Hut pizza, and that concerns us, because you’re the kind of customer we’d like to see more often.”
To which he responded: “What kind of customer WOULDN’T you like to see more often?”
Response above.
https://books.google.com/books/about/Idiot_Letters.html?id=tBrhPAAACAAJ