• Onsotumenh@discuss.tchncs.de
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      22 hours ago

      We’re Jews out in space
      We’re zooming along protecting the Hebrew race
      We’re Jews out in space
      If trouble appears we put it right back in its place

      When goyim attack us
      We give 'em a smack
      We’ll slap them right back in the face

    • DarkwingDuck@sh.itjust.works
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      When they say they are planning to develop them, what they mean is that they are planning to make their existence public. You should assume Jewish Space Lasers are literally a thing today.

      • stoy@lemmy.zip
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        23 hours ago

        Nope, a space laser is a stupid weapon.

        A system of kinetic impactors would be far more practical.

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          5 hours ago

          To be fair the article says “Space Weapons”, not necessarily lasers, so something stupid and destructive like dropping some kinda mass payload from low orbit would also count.