The “No Shit September” challenge!
Parttakers:
- must refrain from shitting for a whole month (at least),
- can take a single cheat day, when they can take a single shit,
- must be extremely smug about taking the pledge,
- must tell everyone they’re taking part of it.
People who fail the challenge must change their profile pictures on all social media to the shitter wojak. Those who succeed can move onto the “No Oxigen October” and "No Nut (as in food) November challenges. The challenge is done in order to raise awareness of colon cancer.
To know more about how shitting is actually unnatural, bad for your health, was made up by plumbers to both control you and sell you toilets, all while shit retention is opening your shit chakra thus leading to you acquiring psychic capabilities please watch a Chinese doctor’s YouTube video on the subject: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-cfWM0BC_4
Oh this brings back unpleasant memories of my first month in military service in Germany 20 years ago… very, very unpleasant memories…
I went to a young meeting in the early 2000s… I don’t remember the exact numbers, but roughly 4k teenagers for two days with, I think, 8 toilets? In the middle of summer. The queues were insane. Everyone was trying to hold it as much as possible.