The “No Shit September” challenge!
Parttakers:
- must refrain from shitting for a whole month (at least),
- can take a single cheat day, when they can take a single shit,
- must be extremely smug about taking the pledge,
- must tell everyone they’re taking part of it.
People who fail the challenge must change their profile pictures on all social media to the shitter wojak. Those who succeed can move onto the “No Oxigen October” and "No Nut (as in food) November challenges. The challenge is done in order to raise awareness of colon cancer.
To know more about how shitting is actually unnatural, bad for your health, was made up by plumbers to both control you and sell you toilets, all while shit retention is opening your shit chakra thus leading to you acquiring psychic capabilities please watch a Chinese doctor’s YouTube video on the subject: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-cfWM0BC_4
He does not, sadly. He lived a pretty wild party life for many years that got him addicted to heavy drugs, and he became a gay prostitute for a while. He completely disappeared for a handful of years into some creepy sex cult and popped up again when he was rushed to the ER one day. Almost dying in a hospital was the wake-up call he needed.
He’s been through rehab and recovery and as far as I know, he’s working a pretty normal office job now. I’m good friends with his family, so I see him every time he’s passing through town. And he still asks me if I’ve pooped that day.