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3 Panels Comic

Panel 1: A Rouge, a Knight, and a Barbarian face off against 3 goblins in a dungeon

Rouge: We’ve got company

Knight: No problem

Panel 2: 3 more goblins appear from the passage behind the party

New Goblins: NHYAAAAA!

Knight: Huh, more of your friends?

Panel 3: The goblins are offended by this remark. The Knight, sweating, holds his hands up defensively as the Rouge berates him.

Goblins: Oh, right, ‘cause all goblins know each other, right?

Rouge: Dude

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    12 hours ago

    “But but… you live in the same place!”

    “Oh so the Goblin housing market being bad has nothing to do with different Goblins pooling their resources.”

    “B-but this is a cave in the wilderness!”

    “This nesting site is over 5,000 sq ft of prime real estate, 15 minute commute from Central City. Do you have any idea how much a single alcove here costs?”