ToothyBj | Bluesky
Transcript
3 Panels Comic
Panel 1: A Rouge, a Knight, and a Barbarian face off against 3 goblins in a dungeon
Rouge: We’ve got company
Knight: No problem
Panel 2: 3 more goblins appear from the passage behind the party
New Goblins: NHYAAAAA!
Knight: Huh, more of your friends?
Panel 3: The goblins are offended by this remark. The Knight, sweating, holds his hands up defensively as the Rouge berates him.
Goblins: Oh, right, ‘cause all goblins know each other, right?
Rouge: Dude


“But but… you live in the same place!”
“Oh so the Goblin housing market being bad has nothing to do with different Goblins pooling their resources.”
“B-but this is a cave in the wilderness!”
“This nesting site is over 5,000 sq ft of prime real estate, 15 minute commute from Central City. Do you have any idea how much a single alcove here costs?”