EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 12 days agoi don't know why they call it panda express. ever see one of those lazy bastards move fast anywhere. they're slow as fuck, i'd hardly call them "express"hexbear.netimagemessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up154arrow-down10
arrow-up154arrow-down1imagei don't know why they call it panda express. ever see one of those lazy bastards move fast anywhere. they're slow as fuck, i'd hardly call them "express"hexbear.netEstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 12 days agomessage-square5fedilink
minus-squareGrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-212 days agoIt’s because they are former pressers. Sorry, allow me to elaborate. Out in the wild pandas press things. Rocks, trees, satisfied bellies, and occasionally each other (rarely in captivity.) A panda that gets a job making Chinese food is one that’s given up on that life. They’ve moved on. They don’t press anymore.
minus-squareEnjoyer_of_Games [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·12 days agobit idea: Panda that talks like Rosalind Russel
It’s because they are former pressers.
Sorry, allow me to elaborate. Out in the wild pandas press things. Rocks, trees, satisfied bellies, and occasionally each other (rarely in captivity.)
A panda that gets a job making Chinese food is one that’s given up on that life. They’ve moved on. They don’t press anymore.
bit idea: Panda that talks like Rosalind Russel