I don’t like being body shamed for my huge barbarian cock
We don’t like your rude-dicked kind around these parts. Come back if you can manage a nice petit/polite cock
Supportive Ancient Greek Girlfriend: “Oh babe don’t be insecure, a lot of us girls like big cocks.”
“They are just more…refined.”
idk if anyone remembers Dan Quinn the manic stevia crackhead guy from youtube, but he always called his tiny dick a “combat cock” lmfao
dudes rock
Being into ancient Greeks because of all the gay sex they had
You know I finally understand why I liked Hercules (the movie) and Greek mythology so much when I was a kid. It all makes sense now
Ancient Greek Cum Town:
Nick: “Adam has the hugest dick!”
Stav: “Hahahahaha! Yeah Adam why is your dick so big?”
Adam: “Come on guys… It’s not that big.”
he’s a bug with a big dick that has straight sex
Statue avi guy whose main thing is that dicks are too big now. I can see it all now
GOOD post
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Those are actually average thank you very much
BAD post
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