Don’t try to bring logic into America. It will not work.

I think they’d make a new system, which makes about as much sense as the imperial system. Knowing Trump, he’d probably call it The Trump System, wherein 1 Trump will be the highest value you can get to.

5 Donalds and two thirds of a Baron makes one Trump.

The lowest value will be one Melania. You need 172 Melanias to get to one Baron.