Holy shit. Bloomberg just verified one of my biggest scoops - that Microsoft only has 2gw of operational capacity. I had it at 1.993GW in prep for the story that [@aishadown.bsky.social](https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pazzytppogqe26vbcux5u2dx) and I did for the guardian. Vindication!
[www.theguardian.com/technology/2...](https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/aug/17/are-microsofts-ai-plans-being-held-back-by-a-shortage-of-chips)
This is why I wouldn’t even hire a finance bro to watch my dog. He’d under-feed it, over walk it, and by time I got back he’d tell me how he just managed to saved me a bunch of money.
This is why I wouldn’t even hire a finance bro to watch my dog. He’d under-feed it, over walk it, and by time I got back he’d tell me how he just managed to saved me a bunch of money.