From nuclear winter to asteroid strikes, Australia could be one of the safest places on Earth if, or rather when, a global catastrophe strikes. But researchers warn no country would escape unscathed.
Nah, don’t think we will. We are absolutely superior in terms of safety so we should be allowed to gloat in sheer arrogance and rub it in as much as we can.
Well it won’t fucking be if you keep shouting it all over the internet, you muppets!
Shut the fuck up!
Nah, don’t think we will. We are absolutely superior in terms of safety so we should be allowed to gloat in sheer arrogance and rub it in as much as we can.
When it comes to being safe, we are kings!
This sort of hubris is gonna get god to personally start nuclear Armageddon by wiping Melbourne off the map first.