I’m also working for Ill Will Industries. You’ve heard of Goodwill; this is Ill Will. It’s a little different. You give them brand new items and they break them and sell them to poor people.
I’m also helping the people at Big Brother-In-Law. Well, that’s for married people who don’t have a brother-in-law but really want one. And they send a man over to your house who has two days growth and no job and he sleeps on your couch for about a year. I see some of you have been helped by that program.
This was practically a Carlin bit.