It was 10am and the bar was full. After this I went downtown and saw a person dressed as a perogi ride a pickle shaped mechanical bull.
It was 10am and the bar was full. After this I went downtown and saw a person dressed as a perogi ride a pickle shaped mechanical bull.
and like, as if on cue, there’s a guy beneath the sign with his shirt entirely unbuttoned and open, wiping his whole face with a paper napkin… like he just emerged from visiting a basement toilet.
he is presumably crossing his forehead and lips in response to the gospel