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minus-squareTheDarkQuark@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·13 hours agoHow to piss off a Linux guy in 3 steps: Step 1: Use Windows Step 2: Encounter a computer problem and ask the Linux guy for a solution. Step 3: When they say they don’t know Windows, mock them for being so stupid despite staying in the terminal playing pretend hackerman all day.
minus-squaredaddycool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·55 minutes agoI had an experience something like that once. The guy snorted at me and said: “I thought you knew about computers”. I just stood up and said: “You know, you’re absolutely right. Good luck fixing the issue.” and I left.
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 hours agoI legitimately don’t know how to administer a Windows system anymore.
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 hours agoJust tell them to ask Copilot to fix it
minus-square9point6@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·edit-212 hours agoA good one is saying windows is the best Linux distro because you can just run exes straight from the shell ~/dev/foo $ msbuild.exe MyProject2026UltimatePro.sln | grep Error(s) Try it and confirm there is no god
minus-squarewitty_username@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·12 hours agoAlso mention that the cli is how computers used to work
minus-squarebridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-210 hours agoGo back to the retirement home grandpa. Computers are grok prompts now with subscription tokens. Pass me the verification can gramps. Heil musk!
How to piss off a Linux guy in 3 steps:
Step 1: Use Windows
Step 2: Encounter a computer problem and ask the Linux guy for a solution.
Step 3: When they say they don’t know Windows, mock them for being so stupid despite staying in the terminal playing pretend hackerman all day.
I had an experience something like that once. The guy snorted at me and said: “I thought you knew about computers”. I just stood up and said: “You know, you’re absolutely right. Good luck fixing the issue.” and I left.
I legitimately don’t know how to administer a Windows system anymore.
Just tell them to ask Copilot to fix it
A good one is saying windows is the best Linux distro because you can just run exes straight from the shell
~/dev/foo $ msbuild.exe MyProject2026UltimatePro.sln | grep Error(s)Try it and confirm there is no god
Also mention that the cli is how computers used to work
Go back to the retirement home grandpa. Computers are grok prompts now with subscription tokens. Pass me the verification can gramps. Heil musk!