ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-219 hours agoThat’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square101fedilinkarrow-up1956arrow-down14
arrow-up1952arrow-down1imageThat’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks.lemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-219 hours agomessage-square101fedilink
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 hours agoI need at least ten minutes per poop… If I get three poop breaks per hour then I’m spending more time pooping than literally anything else…
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 hours agoWell, that’s what you get when you sign up for the budget plan. Take it or leave it.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 hours agoMeanwhile, on the premium, previously-poop-break-free plan: “I’m altering the agreement to now include poop breaks. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
I need at least ten minutes per poop… If I get three poop breaks per hour then I’m spending more time pooping than literally anything else…
Well, that’s what you get when you sign up for the budget plan. Take it or leave it.
Meanwhile, on the premium, previously-poop-break-free plan:
“I’m altering the agreement to now include poop breaks. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”