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    1 day ago

    Undesirable outcomes sometimes happen. But not with AI by your side, good can only happen. Here is what the airline must do now to correct the problem :

    1. Unfortunately, your services are no longer necessary
    2. Care packages to the families up to a value equal or greater than an upgrade to first class
    3. funeral for the window washer
    4. Structural Engineers to check the side of the building
    5. Windows from Anderson should replace all the damaged Windows
    6. Aviation mechanics should replace the wing tips on the planes involved
    7. I can help you write a sincere apology letter to everyone involved. At least 500 words. You will need to purchase 500 extra tokens.

    But don’t go quitting just yet. First you must tell your supervisor what happened so he may fire you for letting me control the chaos in the sky while you were playing Tetris. Yes you may have also beed pooping, but that is besides the point.