gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agoWow!sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square145fedilinkarrow-up11.3Karrow-down112
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minus-square[object Object]@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up63·edit-25 days agoHey Gemini, can you email my boss and make it look like I did my job? Hey Gemini, text my wife Hey Gemini, can you justify my behaviour to my wife and explain why it’s wrong she’s mad at me? Hey Gemini, can you fake my resume and make me sound good for every job posting around me?
minus-squareyermaw@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up59·5 days agoHey Gemini, experience this tragic irony for me
minus-squareViscloReader@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·5 days agoHey Gemini, can you fuck this guy’s wife?
minus-squareHonytawk@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoCertainly! Will order a pump master 5000 with vibrating dildo off of Amazon
minus-squareboonhet@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 days agoI’ll do it at a 100% discount compared to Gemini, where do I sign up and do I get a commemorative t shirt?
minus-squareAxolotl@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-25 days agoTo be fair, the job one is justified, it’s useless to make a good resume and then everyone just scan it with AI automatically and never read it
minus-square[object Object]@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 days agoIt’s more the rampant lying these days that I hate. I have interviewed a ton of people who just straight up lie. And I put them on the spot on it.
minus-squarekestrel7_7@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-24 days agoI’ll believe it, seems like most people lie on their resumes
minus-square[object Object]@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoIt’s not most, or rather it wasn’t a few years ago when I was actively hiring. I’ll be hiring again soon, so we’ll see.
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoAnd, they all respond by using Gemini. Might as well not even be in the loop, just let the machines talk to each other.
Hey Gemini, can you email my boss and make it look like I did my job?
Hey Gemini, text my wife
Hey Gemini, can you justify my behaviour to my wife and explain why it’s wrong she’s mad at me?
Hey Gemini, can you fake my resume and make me sound good for every job posting around me?
Hey Gemini, experience this tragic irony for me
NOOOOOO!!!
Hey Gemini, can you fuck this guy’s wife?
Certainly! Will order a pump master 5000 with vibrating dildo off of Amazon
Please don’t Gemini :(
Step-gemini what are you doing?
I’ll do it at a 100% discount compared to Gemini, where do I sign up and do I get a commemorative t shirt?
To be fair, the job one is justified, it’s useless to make a good resume and then everyone just scan it with AI automatically and never read it
It’s more the rampant lying these days that I hate.
I have interviewed a ton of people who just straight up lie. And I put them on the spot on it.
I’ll believe it, seems like most people lie on their resumes
It’s not most, or rather it wasn’t a few years ago when I was actively hiring.
I’ll be hiring again soon, so we’ll see.
And, they all respond by using Gemini.
Might as well not even be in the loop, just let the machines talk to each other.