When you walk onto a commercial flight, it’s possible that the pilot of your plane could have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal.

So what if they do? How does that have anything to do with flying an airplane?

Meanwhile, their Secretary of War has his body covered in Crusader tatoos and is very likely hoping to call Jesus down to Earth by nuking the middle east.

But the real problem is the guy masturbating in their tiger costume.