Just a few

The bonuses are doled out over 5 years in $10,000 increments. Student loan forgiveness (who are we kidding… these guys didn’t go to Yale) is similarly spread out. Both are at the discretion of supervisors.

Basically, these imZmoral blobs are going to get screwed and I’m fine with that. https://bsky.app/profile/zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social/post/3m3o62kdems2r

Oh don’t worry they put a bunch of restrictions on those bonuses too, they’re not going to get them. It’s all just BS for recruiting.

https://bsky.app/profile/zaclivinglife.bsky.social/post/3m3oflejyus2r

I suspect that the signing bonus has a giant asterisk next to it and most of them are never actually going to see it.

https://bsky.app/profile/cardboardrevolution.com/post/3m3ppilocac2f

And the direct reply

It literally has an asterisk next to it on the recruiting website.

https://bsky.app/profile/bamamontana.bsky.social/post/3m3qze5fk5c2o

To all ICE agents. He will be gone one day and you won’t have Noem’s skirts to hide behind. We are not going to forget and are going to demand Nuremburg style trials for you. Oh and that 50k signing bonus? Never going to see it

https://bsky.app/profile/tjjohnson.bsky.social/post/3mcfrfg43yn2i