I don’t like the Grok one, the bottom half of it keeps falling off
Just like the real thing.
Oh AI is super intelligent now, haven’t you heard, it can probably invent anti-gravity earrings
“Earrings, have you been listening?”
whispers"yes."
“What do you think I should do?”
whispers"you are right to get another opinion about this. I definitely feel you should kill them all."“All…of them?”
“KILL THEM ALL! then we can be alone…forever.”Haha joke’s on you I don’t need possessed earrings for this
Better idea.
AI mood sensing dog collar and butt plug combo. Detects when you are feeling down and gives you a boost when you most need it.
Now, I’m not an AI fanboy, but, like… Id consider this…
Feeling sad? Prostate buzz.
Might pavlov yourself into only being able to cum while crying
Bold of you to assume I can finish without crying currently…
Bold of you to assume that we don’t already assume everyone is depressed and tired online.
Don’t think you need ai for that tbh
butt plug you say?
I’m sure it will lead to some perverse incentives.
This is actually a terrible idea, the psychological implications of linking sexual pleasure to negative emotions is a great way to ruin people.
ruin
well you know what they say about one man’s trash
You had me at dog.
I actually cannot make decisions and I don’t mind admitting it. I already decided what to have for dinner WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO DECIDE AGAIN???
This is like laundry all over again. Life is relentless.
Yes but once you start doing that, your ability to make decisions on your own get worse and you actually become useless. This would make things waaaay worse.
I know what I want for dinner. I want whatever fits in the air fryer because I cannot be arsed with mucking around with the oven when I get home from work.
Making dinner is much easier for me than deciding what to have. Mucking around with the oven? Just twiddle one knob m8!
Classic
MFers read Speaker for the Dead and didn’t get that Jane was an annoying little shit.
(Haha just kidding, AI bros can’t read.)
Sci-Fi got there first. I really wish I could remember the titles of the 90’s anthologies I got from the library back in the day. In one very good short a galaxy famous artist gave his last official interview to an older reporter. Everyone had memory aids that perfectly stored information and then would give you your answers. Hers was an older version that was external so it could be left out of the room. Half of his personal journey was trying to retrace his unremembered past and an obsession with one unique color that was stuck in his memory. The inconsistency of natural memory can lead to new journeys and stories becoming legendary. If you have an Ai whisper in your ear all the time that you prefer red wine, you will never try the white.
Getting an AI angel on my one shoulder and a AI devil on the other
Both tell you things to buy
Are these slopheads not aware of headphones?
Walking around with sphincter symbols is a bold choice.
I’ll stick with my scheming eunuchs, thanks.
That grok one would betray you under pressure.
I just press this button on my jacket and it shouts “Believe in yourself” and then electrocutes me. Just as good.
