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A Helpful Guide To Star Wars vs Star Trek
Star Wars
[Image of Han Solo in Tommy’s style]
- Don’t start with the ‘first’ movie, let me tell you where to start
- Looks like ruined farm equipment in space
- In summary: the past was horrible
- JJ Abrams ruined it
Star Trek
[Image of Jean Luc Picard in Tommy’s style]
- Don’t start with the first season, let me tell you where to start
- Looks like a cruise ship in space
- In summary: the future is incredible
- JJ Abrams ruined it
Why couldn’t Picard train his replicator to give him the right kind of tea when he just said “tea”, instead of having to say “Tea, Earl Grey, hot” every time? It obviously knew already what “hot” means.
Also, I happen to know that Riker peed a little every time Picard said “Fire at will”.
the replicator should said “do it yourself”
The “hot” part was not in in the script. Patrick Steward added it because the tea on set was notoriously cold.
You know when you see or hear something, and you can never go back to not having seen or heard it?
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