- spyware is when they take data from you that you didn’t want to give
- adware is when they give data to you that you didn’t want to have
- bloatware is when the software’s just in the way, making the whole system slow, sluggish and inefficient
summarily these can be called crapware


What about underware?
Underware, the 3D printed “tidy up the bottom of your desk” project?
Still crapware, in a way.