• Madagaskar_sky@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    You’re all joking, but believe me in twenty years this will actually happen. You’ll be visiting some debaucherous russo-japanese dream scape and then suddenly BAM! You’re running a fever and can’t think straight. You’ve been pushed aside and your brain matter is now being used as a transient compute node to run Cambodian illegal online casino. You can’t think straight, the police is at your door, the dog’s shit in the house and you’re not entirely sure you even have a dog.

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      5 hours ago

      Wow! A Casino! We should all take a holiday!

      Holiday in Cambodia

      Where you’ll do what you’re told

      A holiday in Cambodia

      Where the slums got so much soul

      You’re a star-belly sneech, you suck like a leech

      You want everyone to act like you

      Kiss ass while you bitch so you can get rich

      But your boss gets richer off you

      Well, you’ll work harder with a gun in your back

      For a bowl of rice a day

      Slave for soldiers till you starve

      Then your head is skewered on a stake

      Now you can go where people are one

      Now you can go where they get things done

      What you need, my son

      What you need, my son

      Is a holiday in Cambodia

      Where people dress in black

      A holiday in Cambodia

      Where you’ll kiss ass or crack

      Pol Pot Pol Pot Pol Pot Pol Pot Pol Pot