Two slotted screw hexagonal bit ratchet drivers were walking down the street. “hot enough for you?” said the first. “aaaa a talking slotted screw hexagonal bit ratchet driver” said the second

I think you meant to share this one

I have too sneezed with a nosebleed, those are spurious allegations

i don’t need a cocaine habit, no

it’s more fun being the same height or slightly shorter than your mate. it’s why i don’t insist my wife wear flats (i just insist she wear comfortable, high quality shoes because i don’t care how cute or strappy, if it hurts to wear it’s not worth it)

I’ve also seen people with access to great care who just didn’t give a shit about the recommendations of their doctors

i haven’t been able to get an MD to even open my medical records and look at them, let alone read them, for 15 years. i don’t give a shit what my doctors say either, they haven’t put in the requisite work to be allowed an opinion on my healthcare.

all i can say is that my life is really strange

that’s just a schoolyard rumor it’s not actually possible to run out of cats.

you just don’t have the right music playing in your head

i’m not a beeologist or a methodist but i’d think so

not true. i also want it on wheels and to have a little gayrage for my ebikes.

this issue will get fixed for good and won’t still be lingering around for 10 years

idk microsoft has given me those damn expectations

i mean it’s kind of hard to separate one insanity from another with some people.

not entirely sure. our [not understanding why she didn’t like food that tastes good] probably felt like judgment at times, even though we didn’t want it to.

y…yes i meant to tipe that.

that worm died and you know it

/uj they tend to recommend i eat foods i’m allergic to, because they refuse to read medical records. US doctors are effective at regurgitating information but not actually thinking through problems.

Maybe this time [no cake] is the lie. I’m willing to bet a cake on the outcome

Maybe this time [no cake] is the lie. I’m willing to bet a cake on the outcome

I would do anything for battle dot net, but I won’t do that