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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 hours ago

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  • BoosBeau@lemmy.world
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    I’m not wasting perfectly good drinking piss just to wash some clothes

    • cRazi_man@europe.pub
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      To get the proper drinking experience, make sure to let it age in your bladder for at least a couple of hours. If you’re not going to age it properly then might as well use it for the washing machine.

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    Once my dog pissed on a sheet and I threw it in the machine without even rinsing it.

    Everything I washed for the next week smelled like dog piss.

    There’s only so much piss a washing machine can take.

    • Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca
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      There’s only so much piss a washing machine can take.

      I think this is my new favourite saying

      • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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        There’s only so much piss a washing machine can take.

        Poster for the film Joker, 2019

    • StabbingSky@lemmy.zip
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      That sounds like a washing machine issue to me.

      • hakase@lemmy.zip
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        Absolutely. If my washing machine can handle a full load of pissy cloth diapers every night, it should definitely be able to handle one sheet with dog piss on it.

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      Washing machinese should have an index on how much piss they can handle in one load /s

    • kungen@feddit.nu
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      You never empty the machine’s drain?

  • Saapas@piefed.zip
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    Not sure why I’d want to dirty up my clothes even more before a wash

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    Why do we even wash our clothes? Just to dirty them again? Life is a prison.

  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Urea-lly need to stop doing that.

  • Dr Zarkon@fedinsfw.app
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    ancient romans did it first

    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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      You have to let it age iirc, something to do with urea and ammonia

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      But then it should be communal. OUR pee, to make the tankies happy.

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    I guess you can save one small flush of water with that, so I’d say it’s a-okey!

    • devaly@ani.social
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      I prefer to do it in the dish washer, since it uses even less water.

      • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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        Sink.

        • harmbugler@piefed.social
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          Ice cube tray

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            My own mouth, skip all the middlemen

  • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Wait was there a legitimate use for piss in the olden days?

    Was piss used to wash clothes?

    I dont rember if it was water down a hill where human bodies were buried or if piss was collected directly in PISS BUCKETS for washing.

    • esc@piefed.social
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      There were a lot of legitimate uses for urine. It was used in tanning, for cleaning, for making gunpowder.

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      They used to wash clothes down the river from burial ground because the lye mixed with human remains resulted in a natural soap leeching into the ground water/river

    • PIxelSerg404@lemmy.world
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      ancient rome enters the chat

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      The saying “Not even a pot to piss in.” doesnt just mean you have nothing, it also refers to the fact you couldnt even make any money because if you had a pot you could sell your urine.

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        This isn’t true. The saying comes from the early 20th century.

      • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Never heard this one (not native English speaking) but it sounds plausible !

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      Allowing urine to settle and evaporate left behind ammonia, which is the main ingredient in many things. Among them, washing clothes, tanning hides, and some medicines.

      So kinda.

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