• Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org
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    2 days ago

    I bought all ~45,000 McDonald’s franchises and my head canon is those are all now free food banks for all.

    I bought 2000 yachts and ships, those are all mobile medical, food, water supplies for any country or city in need.

    I bought like 1 million homes. All are now free housing for anyone that can’t afford rent.

    I bought a ton of stadiums and aircraft carriers. Those are now the supply hubs for my world hunger and clean water and food for all venture.

    And I still had over half my starting money left. So I bought a ton more shit. But realistically I could have funded that humanitarian empire for the next century without even bothering to raise money or get donations.

    That’s how I justified it.

    Oh, and I did buy 2 houses and 2 Lambos, for me, as a treat. But the rest went to humanity.