How to tell someone has never had a woman sleep in their T-shirt as a nightie.
7 Is wicked evil
This is sleeping on hard mode, when burglars break in, you have to fight them in naked with slippy socks
The blue jeans and t-shirt are missing
1 or 2, if 2 I’m sleeping with shorter pants
Why is three the only one with briefs? Also who wears or sleeps in briefs?
Jamie Tartt in Ted Lasso is a Pooh Bear
I do! My legs get hot damnit!
But the best is #1. Keeps you averagedly warm.
I often fall asleep fully clothed, sometimes because I’m in the van, it’s winter and there’s no heating.
Mostly because drugs
Dad, do you know about crack cocaine?
Why do you think you’ve always lived in rented accomodations?
heating is expensive
Definitely more than drugs.
And there’s my wife with the #1, but also a sweater. I don’t know how she can feel that cold when she’s that warm(I call her the furnace) and I can’t even sleep under a blanket. Her body just wildly flings heat energy into the universe.
Patent that and start a business. She could be an entropy-ne’er.
I read this comment and it took me several minutes for it to process.
11/10 amazing pun
Where’s the ‘naked except for a sombrero’ option?
Goddammit! Always under-represented!
Looks like Xavier’s making it around lemmy today, and is still watching yt ads
Literally the post above this one for me.
My Ex used to sleep wearing only an old shirt of mine. She’s tiny, I’m huge, she wore it like a nightgown, one shoulder showing, hanging down to her knees.
And I loved her for it.
Everything besides 3 and 6 is psychopath behavior. Number 7 is straight up “maybe just a little bit of eugenics is ok” territory.
Some of us have feet that are always cold ok
Right, and I’m not saying it should be illegal for you to pass on those genes, just maybe there should be a public list of 7s so the rest of us can make an informed decision about engaging with such degeneracy.
I actually knew #7. She said she found feet so weird she prefers having socks on at all times except in the shower. Otherwise than the socks she was ok sleeping naked IIRC so I remember it being 7, but could’ve been undies + 7, I don’t really remember. I just found the socks part weird
Who’s the madman with just his socks on?
Socks? Like plural?
I only wear one sock, until it gets wet…
My feet get easily cold, alright?
