People?
This is Stephanie, your virtual assistant…
I am not a robot. I am a clock.
People?
This is Stephanie, your virtual assistant…


You spelled ICP and Evanescence wrong


You spelled XFCE wrong
No no, please grip tightly while holding your phone.
What? Get your mind out of the gutter…
I’m not so sure if we went to the same shovel store…


Measure 3 times, nail once…


What the fuck is a 2x4, and why is it only 1.5" x 3.5" ?

I would not use this at all, as you said, fire hazard.
Plot twist: They’re the same button.
Humans are the cancer… eliminate the humans and there won’t be anymore cancer.


Early Happy Birthday Sandy, the official Fediverse Horse!


Hot diggity, well Happy Birthday Sandy!


No no, they’re all from Sandy the Fediverse Horse.
All jokes aside, I hope Sandy is still doing well, she’s like 27 or 28 years old now…
TIL: Hot Girls want Cold Cock
Wesley speaking the Penguin Gospel here.
Shut Up Wesley, most everyone on Lemmy The Fediverse knows at least something about Linux 🐧
Friends With Benefits™
Did you know that only 23% of Reddit users know how to sharpen a pencil?
The rest are all bots.
Oh my my my, how little you understand about vehicle environmental controls.
I just had the opportunity of riding with a neighbor today, his heat and air conditioning work perfectly, but nothing he did would defog his windshield. The ventilation direction controls are apparently faulty on his SUV.
Why? Because the controls that direct the ventilation flaps are controlled with vacuum lines and multi-direction vacuum control dials. Any one vacuum line or vacuum control dial out, well guess what, air goes to your feet, not the windshield, even if that’s where he set the dial.
Either hot or cold dry air can help defrost/defog the windshield, but the air has to be routed to the windshield first, not a faulty control that routes it down to your feet…
There’s more than the switches at play, there’s heat, cold, thermistor controlled A/C, and vacuum operated ventilation flaps that actually direct the airflow.
One faulty vacuum line means the difference whether the airflow goes towards the windshield or towards your feet.
Please learn at least some of the complexities of vehicles before assuming a damn thing.
There are no rear window defogger wires, I’m talking about the front windshield defogger vents.
I always keep my phone in my front pocket.
I’ve literally had this happen to me 4 times, with emergency services no less.
I was sanding the rusty roof on my old beater car, prepping for sealant and primer.
I never dialed 911.
Who knew that 08 is mapped to emergency services in the USA?..