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AssortedBiscuits [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 17 hours ago

I've seen things that are fireproof, waterproof, airproof, but not earthproof, thus proving the supremacy of the element of earth against all other elements.

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I've seen things that are fireproof, waterproof, airproof, but not earthproof, thus proving the supremacy of the element of earth against all other elements.

AssortedBiscuits [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 17 hours ago
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  • alexandra_kollontai [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Sure. Adding this to my worldview

  • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    I mean isn’t that what grounding is

    • g_mer [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      you’re just tapping into the earth’s immense protective power, the epsilon chakra

  • Kefla [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Oh yeah? Explain those crazy pendulum earthquake dampener things they put in skyscrapers then

    • hexaglycogen [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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      it’s basically using an even bigger rock to deal with the rock problem

      if i used an even bigger rock than the pendulum it would win

      therefore only earth can beat earth

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    that’s because the proof is in the pudding. that’s where it’s been hiding all along.

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    I’ve seen solid proof, but never liquid or gaseous proof. We must therefore assume the latter two states of matter are entirely fraudulent.

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      There is high proof liquids

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      I did see proof of the higgs-boson, so we can assume higgs-boson condensates are legit

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    Well yeah you’re on earth, ofc everything you see is gonna be something that already failed to avoid earth. think-about-it

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    this is why I’m always gonna be tophmaxxing

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