And I’m saying I balked at it, because everyone who said yes to pineapple would inevitably have a slice of sausage in hand, and I just want two goddamn slices of sausage pie!
Your failure to grab two slices is your fault, not your friends’ fault. It’s a problem that’s extremely easily solved, by you, without any necessary change in behavior from anyone else.
And I’m saying I balked at it, because everyone who said yes to pineapple would inevitably have a slice of sausage in hand, and I just want two goddamn slices of sausage pie!
Your failure to grab two slices is your fault, not your friends’ fault. It’s a problem that’s extremely easily solved, by you, without any necessary change in behavior from anyone else.