i was voted the site’s only leftist, big honor tbh
Wait? Aren’t you a liberal? How did that happen?
okay youre right… i was actually voted the site’s sacrificial one true liberal so the rest of you can be leftistsShit, I thought Saturnalia was in Winter. So we are doing role reversal? Okay…
I am totally a landlord and not a renter. I hope a strong, attractive Mao doesn’t come through the door and savage me for my totally existent property holdings. I can orally participate in a struggle session.
I ate a chip
was it a hot chip?
[lie] No
I mean, savory works too… How you doin’?
We went from Balatro to Umamusume.
So the fact that I can hide an Ace up my sleeve isn’t as cool anymore?
so basically JohnBrown317 posted a bit about the admins banning someone for being italian, but that caused a struggle session over actual anti-italian sentiments on the site, which caused a bunch of libs coming in from other fediverse sites to start waxing poetic about columbus, which ended up in another ban wave it was wild. unfortunately poop_pheasant caught a stray ban during this for flying too close to the bit sun
Shit, do we have to make
a real thing. Because I can accept debating the Whiteness of the Irish and that the Portuguese shouldn’t be accepted in polite company. But I refuse to accept some Dago from Pisa is a sentient and real person.back in my day if a poster even pretended they knew wtf a buca di beppo was they would have to moderate fakenews for an entire week as punishment
I wish I could exile Rocky Rococo to fakenews.
Wait, for real? Poop_Pheasant, hmm?
yeah they started doing a bit where they would ask people if they were italian and then livestream themselves shitting in a bowl of pasta with their username written on it
they took about forty seven shits before the admins finally were able to contact the local olive garden supplying the pasta and tell them to ban them from the restaurant
last I heard they’re on lemmygrad now shitting into red lobster boil bags
legally though i do have to say this is all just a fakenews joke for badposting
oh, ok then
I shat in so many bags
Elon Musk started selling “epic bacon” unsurprisingly he over promises and under delivers
What, how surprising? Tell me that the dipping sauces, at least, were epic!
It comes with a cup of awesomesauce!Wow, I hope it is awesome. I hope no one takes down our Doge on false advertising. I wish we were Venice, where Doge would be a respected title.
Drumpf covfefed his way back into the Whitehouse 😡
everything
it fucking went down
Vshojo imploded
