I was dragged to see Fantastic Four. I thought it would be good and wholesome like CAPTAIN AMERICA but I’m really upset because they really ruined the franchise with all the WOKENESS.

Here’s a list of ask the ways they ruined this film and my weekend:

• set in the 1950s, when like 80% of workers were unionised
• has a pregnancy, totally unrealistic, just pandering to feminists
• the main character is played by Pedro Pascal, whose ethnicity is South American
• I briefly saw like 2 black characters, totally ruined my immersion, didn’t feel like New York at all
• Dared to showcase space travel, a big slap in the face to our president defunding woke space
• Only half of the Fantastic Four are incredibly blonde 😥