I was dragged to see Fantastic Four. I thought it would be good and wholesome like CAPTAIN AMERICA but I’m really upset because they really ruined the franchise with all the WOKENESS.

Here’s a list of ask the ways they ruined this film and my weekend:

  • set in the 1950s, when like 80% of workers were unionised
  • has a pregnancy, totally unrealistic, just pandering to feminists
  • the main character is played by Pedro Pascal, whose ethnicity is South American
  • I briefly saw like 2 black characters, totally ruined my immersion, didn’t feel like New York at all
  • Dared to showcase space travel, a big slap in the face to our president defunding woke space
  • Only half of the Fantastic Four are incredibly blonde 😥
  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    13 days ago

    Watched it on Hextube and several people made the observation it was like a trilogy of storyline smashed into a single movie and it all feels very rushed jumping from one plot point to the next, and they manage to convince the entire world that a giant space monster is coming to eat them and build giant teleportation devices which is incredibly immersion breaking when in reality you can’t even get everyone to wear a mask. Also the Thing grows a rock beard halfway through.