She was watching my twitch stream and was seeing how bad I was doing in Street Fighter and she was like “um babe, kind of cringe, GOODBYE”.

She even left with the digital cat, I loved that thing.

  • NPa [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    21 days ago

    yeah uh your digital ex girlfriend just called me, looks like you’re on the eternal basilisk torture list, sorry buddy I tried to talk her down but she’s not having it, you’re going to robot hell until the heat death of the universe live-kissinger-reaction