Just bought a new set and I’m back to my glory days of being able to sip anything thoughtfully, slowly languorously (—more like langloriously—), and much less addictively.
I get to enjoy my drinks longer and saving money on overconsumption. Its good to have a little friction and slightly work for it a little ;)
Its far more satisfying especially with anything carbonated or rich.
Much much much better for pacing urself. Get them in a fun color or something easier on the eyes like black or dark grey/blue
Edit: please dont use them for noseclams (cocaine). Best stick with your friendly neighborhood $5 CAD, whatever € note. Dont invest in USD


The only winning move is not to play. Just drink water, then it doesn’t matter how much you drink or how big your straw is. LPT lemon wedges are no extra charge.
Oh yeah daddy. A DGBFO insulated bottle of water.
Drinking too much water can literally kill you lol
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Naw they’re selling the water. Just say no to Big Water
Nah, having good straws makes it much more pleasant and probably better for your teeth if its acidy and carobated
I quite like carobated water.
No conflict
Not if the metal straw comes into contact with your teeth!
Why would that matter?
I’ve read that drinking acidic drinks through straws is normally worse for your teeth