Just bought a new set and I’m back to my glory days of being able to sip anything thoughtfully, slowly languorously (—more like langloriously—), and much less addictively.
I get to enjoy my drinks longer and saving money on overconsumption. Its good to have a little friction and slightly work for it a little ;)
Its far more satisfying especially with anything carbonated or rich.
Much much much better for pacing urself. Get them in a fun color or something easier on the eyes like black or dark grey/blue
Edit: please dont use them for noseclams (cocaine). Best stick with your friendly neighborhood $5 CAD, whatever € note. Dont invest in USD


Or better yet, drink water and you don’t have to worry about how fast you drink.
This is the beverage equivalent of asking “how do you do X on Linux?” and the response you get is “you shouldn’t want to do X”.
Worst. Answer. Ever.
It didn’t even occur to me that they would be drinking something else and so I didn’t know why you would want to slow down your ability to drink even more than a straw already does.
I drank no less then 6 cups of water at dinner last night for some reason, and I’ve been pissing like a race horse every hour on the hour since. You need to worry about it.
Nah