Just bought a new set and I’m back to my glory days of being able to sip anything thoughtfully, slowly languorously (—more like langloriously—), and much less addictively.
I get to enjoy my drinks longer and saving money on overconsumption. Its good to have a little friction and slightly work for it a little ;)
Its far more satisfying especially with anything carbonated or rich.
Much much much better for pacing urself. Get them in a fun color or something easier on the eyes like black or dark grey/blue
Edit: please dont use them for noseclams (cocaine). Best stick with your friendly neighborhood $5 CAD, whatever € note. Dont invest in USD


I don’t need to put a pencil in my mouth to use it, but I don’t think the risk is very high, either.
Don’t drink while walking if you are elderly and prone to tripping?
Don’t have a premonition about a plane crash, force everyone to disembark, then bait death itself into a cat and mouse chase either.