Just bought a new set and I’m back to my glory days of being able to sip anything thoughtfully, slowly languorously (—more like langloriously—), and much less addictively.
I get to enjoy my drinks longer and saving money on overconsumption. Its good to have a little friction and slightly work for it a little ;)
Its far more satisfying especially with anything carbonated or rich.
Much much much better for pacing urself. Get them in a fun color or something easier on the eyes like black or dark grey/blue
Edit: please dont use them for noseclams (cocaine). Best stick with your friendly neighborhood $5 CAD, whatever € note. Dont invest in USD


Agreed completely. But I could also imagine some fool taking a sip stepping down a stair, tripping, and impaling themself. It’s possible I watch too much slapstick horror.
What a terrible coinky-dink because the only other story I found was just that (sipping and impaling wise that is).
God fucking dammit, people.