Humans are only walking digestive tracts. From an evolutionary perspective, all other organs originated from a primitive gut and have only one purpose: to serve it.
(credits to /u/susieq0044@sh.itjust.works who phrased it so well in this post, even though i had the thought already years ago)
The gut exists to supply nutrients to the gonads. The muscles to feed the gut and handle the gonads output. The nervous system to control it all. Consciousness of it all, in all it’s utterly pointless glory, purely because apparently there’s a dark sense of humour somehow buried in universal statistics.