Get eggs and sliced bread, mix up the eggs in a bowl untill it’s the same colour, soak bread in mixture, put egg soaked bread in frying pan till cooked.

Then if you want to get fancy, add a bit of milk or cream to the mixture, salt and pepper, cinnamon if you want to feel festive. As kids we used to sprinkler sugar on it. I just dip it in ketchup.

There a 3 ways to fuck it up; getting egg shell in the mixture, leaving the bread in the mixture until it disolves, and burning it whilst cooking it