Yeah, just imagine what you could do in D.C. Haunt the halls, shout the backroom dealings in public, leave pubic hairs in their coffee, and, finally, slit throats on MSNBC.
Nah, I’d Boromir in a heartbeat. Best to keep me away from that thing.
I just remembered how slow the internet used to be.
When you had to sacrifice a cat demon every time you had to log on, so your parents could hear whenever you where trying to look at spicy pics that would stop loading halfway through.
I learned a lot about computers in those days. First half of the evening looking for JO material, the second half looking for how to remove all the toolbars and malware I accidentally acquired while looking for JO material.
I think I would’ve succumbed to the ring in about three seconds.
I’d be like “all you can do is turn me invisible?”. I can have a good time with that but it’s not going to get me real far with the megalomania.
I’d like to think I would be able to resist, but it would go straight to “You can get the Republicans out of power” and I’d be doomed.
Yeah, just imagine what you could do in D.C. Haunt the halls, shout the backroom dealings in public, leave pubic hairs in their coffee, and, finally, slit throats on MSNBC.
Nah, I’d Boromir in a heartbeat. Best to keep me away from that thing.
Username checks out. Though I don’t think it’s that type of ring.
“Wow, the ring can change size?! I wonder if it only works on a finger…”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do9xPQHI9G0
I just remembered how slow the internet used to be.
When you had to sacrifice a cat demon every time you had to log on, so your parents could hear whenever you where trying to look at spicy pics that would stop loading halfway through.
I learned a lot about computers in those days. First half of the evening looking for JO material, the second half looking for how to remove all the toolbars and malware I accidentally acquired while looking for JO material.
Well, I assume you’re human. So that is probably par for the course.